Metro Dude

Sorry to everyone who has come to expect a deliciously gorgeous vixen in my post, I thought I needed to tell you all making money online isn’t as easy as we’ve been led to believe, I’ve still not heard about whether I’ve been accepted into their program shich is a little frustrating because I really believe bloggers can help advertisers, and of course with all the hard we do promoting our blogs it’s a great way to earn a bit of pocket money to buy a CD or see a show.

So, in honour of being held back by in my money making activities I went hunting around for something a bit more interesting to write about and I came across the sexy name decoder

Get Your Sexy Name

Here’s my name rolled into a fantastic avatar with handcuffs. When I saw the handcuffs my first thought went to a big four poster bed, me, the handcuffs, and Jessica Alba in black leather and carrying a whip. Aw that gives me delightful shivers just thinking about it. Have a great day!

I decided to do a post for the girls, its about lingerie, guys love sexy lingerie, and we love sexy women in sexy lingerie, so this post is a community service to the sexy women who read my blog.

So here it is, all of you lovely delicious women readers are sexy, and I love you all, email me for my private contact details if you know what I mean, but getting back to the sexy lingerie, well you’d all look even more super sexy wearing outfits like the one you see in the picture.

I found this site coz I was getting a bit bored visiting other peoples blogs and seeing all that BS about bras that offer support, or the benefits of a cotton gusset in your underwear. Look, we men don’t care, we just like sexy women to look drop dead gorgeous enough they can make us cream our pants with one look.

Getting back to my community service, all women are sexy, big, thin, short, tall, and you all look sexier wearing a bunny outfit, but if you think white isn’t your color you should check out the black lingerie they have as well. I imagine you’re asking yourself, what’s he getting paid to write this, well actually nothing, although I’m hoping a few of you will send me a photo of your good self wearing some nice lingerie and high heels.

And ladies, if you’re married or you’ve had kids, don’t let that minor detail stop you from being sexy. I’m told sexy moms get a lot of attention, and I’m a bit of a fan of MILFs myself, so get that sexy lingerie on and and send me your photos. I promise not to publish them here unless you want me to.

Ugly Betty is one of those shows that drives me nuts, I can’t stand the fact the main character is such a pushover, so I tend think the main badass character is my heroine. The way Wilhelmina struts around the office and schemes away to undermine everything is just pure beauty.

What a pleasant surprise then while I was dropping my Entrecards this morning to see her all dressed up in a grey and red powersuit, rowrrr.

After seeing this I might even see if I can find a bunch of pictures of Vanessa Williams and make another gallery like I did with the Jessica Alba pictures.

And fellas, can anyone one of you tell me you wouldn’t be on your knees licking her shoes if Wilhelmina came to life and appeared in front of you. Those legs are stunning, incredible shape, lovely calf muscles, and those perfect red heels, oh be still my beating heart lest you give the game away.

Politics is a funny affair, and while I was doing some stumbling today I came across the Google results for who is a failure? which you can see is George W Bush, and I remember reading about this ages ago but it seems its still going strong.

Anyway, I wanted to help keep that page there so I thought I’d link to it as well, but considering my readers couldn’t give a flying whatsit about dubya and his stupidity, how about a different failure of a more enlightening type.

I’m sure the picture has already got your attention, so you’re probably wondering what it has to do with George W Bush. Well nothing actually, this delightful woman who wants to give 40,000 blowjobs is Tania Derveaux from Belgium who was so disgusted by the claims of Belgium’s politicians that they would create an extra 400,000 jobs if they were elected, that she decided 40,000 blowjobs might be a better election offer.

Well now I’m not too sure how well it would work on the economy, but damn, thats a fine offer. Tania, she’s the one in that photo there, is also an adult movie actress in Belgium, and her latest film has just been released. I haven’t seen it so I can’t offer a review but you can sign up for a free blowjob at the NEE political party’s website. Interestingly, Tania’s campaign started in June 2007 and she only received 1000 replies to her offer.

OK, so the magic question is this, who is the biggest failure, George W Bush or Tania Derveaux?

Aw this is poetry to any man’s eyes, take a look at that hot body in a bikini. Lads, that is Kelly Brook, who has just been voted by Yahoo! Entertainment members as the having the best bikini body of all time.

I don’t think you’d have to guess if I agree or not, lets just say rowrrr, she is very very hot and those breasts are just a perfect handful don’t you think?

You wouldn’t believe it, but her vitals are 34E-24-34, wow, wouldn’t you want to get to know her really well?

So, sit back and enjoy the view for a few minutes. Ladies, I haven’t forgotten you, but there aren’t any hot men in the news today.

OMG, the Vatican have officially become Scientologists!

Yes you got it here first, in a surprise headline the official Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano announced “The extraterrestrial is my brother”, a story that the rest of us will no doubt be excited to hear.

For years the rest of us have known that Aliens must exist, and the overwhelming evidence coming through of the number of other planets in the universe is beginning to make the theory of humanity’s uniqueness sound more and more hollow with each passing year.

Not to be doomed to irrelevance, the Vatican has now allowed its chief astronomer, Jose Gabriel Funes, to speculate that in fact life may exist on other planets, including Mars, and that some of that extraterrestrial life may be free of original sin. Wow!

They can’t contemplate other animals on our planet being without original sin, but extraterrestrial life is different. I’ll remember that the next time a UFO picks me up to perform scientific tests on me, don’t be nervous I’ll say, even if they do prod and poke, the Vatican say they’re without original sin so it must be OK.

In fact the most interesting part of the interview with Funes is that he went on to say that humanity might in fact be the lost sheep of the Universe. They just can’t help themselves can they, even after admitting that aliens might exist, and that some might be without original sin, they still manage to put in that little clause. See we still need the priests to help us repent.

Funes went further and said that whilst the Big Bang was the most likely beginning for our universe that some alien species may have remained in full friendship with their creator. Oh heavens, do you know what this sounds like to me?

Sounds like the conspiracy people have been right all along, we really have been contacted by other species and now the Vatican has been warned to start accepting aliens presence otherwise when they finally show themselves to us the Vatican will be a laughing stock. So, I wonder how long it will be until the Vatican and Scientologists join forces? Let’s give it 10 years knowing the pace the Vatican work. What say you?

Source: Reuters

The new Sex and the City movie has just been released, and I thought in honour of it I’d write a short post.

First, the film has been delayed for two years while Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall argue over who gets paid more or whose face should be on the official billboard for the movie. Not caring much for either of them I thought I’d buck the trends and use Kristin Davis to be the face for this post.

Now, being a straight male I’ll only be going to see the movie if some girl drags me along kicking and screaming, I mean what self respecting male wants to see a bunch of middle aged women sitting around a table in a coffee shop talking about having babies or the latest little dick they shagged.

Supposedly the film takes place four years later than the last series, and we’re delighted to find out that Samantha is 50 years old, Carrie is still just as neurotic and breaks off her engagement to Mr Big, Miranda and Steve are still together and have a great sex scene, and Charlotte is pregnant through most of the film.

What I can’t understand though is why the film had its official first screening in London. What in earth do the promoters think they were doing. This is a film about four New York women, who live in New York, live New York lives, date New yorkers, all the scenery in the film is supposed to be New York, yet they have the first screening in London.

Could it be that the promoters were so pissed off with the actors squabbling amongst themselves they decided to make them travel to London knowing full well the fans back home in the US are going to hate them forever.

Or, were the actors so worried about being heckled in New York for lacklustre performances and the overdue release that they begged the promoters to keep them away from New York. I guess only time will tell, but the way Sarah and Kim argue in public I’d be expecting the truth will be out fairly soon.

Having looked at the promo photos for the film and the red carpet photos I will admit to certain feelings, and I’m wondering if seeing the film will be a bad as I’ve been thinking. Perhaps someone could tell me if guys will enjoy this film, I don’t want to come across as a naff namby panby.

I know a lot of my readers find me because of BlogCatalog or Entrecard (but shouts to people from DigitalPoint and AWF), and I know a lot of you have never been to Scotland or even know anything about us Scots. Well, here’s a short video commercial for Irn-Bru, Scotland’s other drink. Hope you like it.

One of my new online friends introduced me to the concept maybe running a few more websites as a webmaster, a very grand name for a poor peasant like me, but it got me thinking about riches beyond my ken from buying websites or domains as investments.

Now this is really interesting, I mean I never knew that ordinary folk can get rich having websites, I actually thought all the big money making websites were owned by large corporations.

So anyway, being the conscientious investor like I am (cough cough) I’ve been bugging the crap out of a few people and the search engines looking for information to prevent me making a monumental mistake. Especially since one of the domains I’ve been looking at is already registered and I’m going to have to make an offer on it.

Did you know you can get an appraisal on a domain name, I found midflux, a company where you can get a real life legitimate appraisal telling you exactly about the domain you’re looking at buying or have bought, and how much money its worth.

This is the same type of document you’d expect from a realtor if you were interested in a house, or an auctioneer if you were looking at fine art, and I had no idea they existed for domains, but a $2.95 domain appraisal seems worth looking at.

I’m not going to mention the domain I’m interested in, but if you’ve been paying any kind of attention to comments I’ve made on other sites you’ll know its a bit risque, if you take my meaning. I’m sure you’ll agree, taking precautions is even more important in that industry, I mean I wouldn’t want to spend a lot of money on content only to discover the domain is a dud.

Anyone who’s read any of my previous posts will know I’m a fervent Scottish nationalist, but I try not to force my opinion on others since I know how much I hate it when JW’s come knocking on my door.

BUT, this whole thing with Wendy Alexander and the Scottish Labour Party is cracking me right up like a walnut hit with a hammer.

Here’s the situation for those of you who don’t know Scotland well. First, we don’t all wear kilts, secondly, for 300 odd years we’ve been in an ‘Act of Union’ with the English and Welsh. For the last few years the SNP has been waging a political battle for Scottish independence. Up until very recently the other major political parties have been against independence and for continuing the union.

Devolution gave us our first Scottish parliament and last year Alex Salmond and the SNP won the Scottish elections and formed a government, and in the process kicking Labour squarely out of the sandpit for a lot of their own long time supporters.

My own father is a Scottish nationalist but always voted Labour coz he was in the union and Labour was always the party of the the unions, but last election he switched to the SNP, he got a bit sick of people like Blair with their snobby accents and flash cars trying to tell him how to live his life.

Anyway, getting back to Wendy ALexander, well she’s the current leader of the opposition at Holyrood (our Scottish parliament) and is supposed to take instructions from Labour down in Westminster but just recently she came out in favour of an early referendum on Scottish independence. Supposedly she wants to preserve the United Kingdom and thinks an early referendum will oppose independence.

To me and my muddled thoughts this can only mean the mainstream parties are starting to get worried about the depth of feeling growing in Scotland over the independence issue, and that gives me a warm glow inside. The SNP have stated Scotland isn’t ready for a referendum, they want another year or two in power to prove themselves to the Scottish people, well I agree completely.

Unfortunately for Wendy Alexander she’s fallen out of favour with Gordon Brown, also a Scot, but who would prefer the independence issue would just go away.

I’m thinking this issue is going to haunt the Westminster Labour party well into Brown’s term as Prime Minister, it almost seems to me like Scottish Labour have realised the people of Scotland want independence and they want to distance themselves from the UK Labour party and set themselves up a credible alternative to the SNP in a post-independence Scotland.

I could be wrong, but if the First Minister and his cabinet ever read this I want you to know you have the support of one Scot in staying your hand. Don’t let Labour rush you into something until you feel the time is really right.