Metro Dude

Has anyone seen the preview for Get Smart starring Anne Hathaway and some guy? YeahI know I should probably know the name of the guy who plays Maxwell Smart but I’m just not interested. It’s more important to know who plays Agent 99.

I don’t know her vital measurements but I can tell you she starred in the Princess Diaries, Brokeback Mountain and Devil Wears Prada. In today’s Daily Record she’s being interviewed and is quoted as saying she’s a “real guy’s girl” coz she hates romantic films and would rather watch action films.

Not sure how well that will go down in Hollywood when they’re looking to cast another fresh-faced actress for the next Romantic comedy and her name comes out of thehat, but at least the odds of seeing her appear in a mud wrestling scene have increased and I guess most guys will agree with me that could be a good move.

Anyway, while I was reading the interview I saw a reference where she says she gets compared with Judy Garland and Audrey Hepburn, but you know what, I look at photos of Anne Hathaway and I don’t see them staring back at me. I see a weird looking Michael Jackson, but don’t tell her I said that.

Sorry to everyone who has come to expect a deliciously gorgeous vixen in my post, I thought I needed to tell you all making money online isn’t as easy as we’ve been led to believe, I’ve still not heard about whether I’ve been accepted into their program shich is a little frustrating because I really believe bloggers can help advertisers, and of course with all the hard we do promoting our blogs it’s a great way to earn a bit of pocket money to buy a CD or see a show.

So, in honour of being held back by in my money making activities I went hunting around for something a bit more interesting to write about and I came across the sexy name decoder

Get Your Sexy Name

Here’s my name rolled into a fantastic avatar with handcuffs. When I saw the handcuffs my first thought went to a big four poster bed, me, the handcuffs, and Jessica Alba in black leather and carrying a whip. Aw that gives me delightful shivers just thinking about it. Have a great day!

Ugly Betty is one of those shows that drives me nuts, I can’t stand the fact the main character is such a pushover, so I tend think the main badass character is my heroine. The way Wilhelmina struts around the office and schemes away to undermine everything is just pure beauty.

What a pleasant surprise then while I was dropping my Entrecards this morning to see her all dressed up in a grey and red powersuit, rowrrr.

After seeing this I might even see if I can find a bunch of pictures of Vanessa Williams and make another gallery like I did with the Jessica Alba pictures.

And fellas, can anyone one of you tell me you wouldn’t be on your knees licking her shoes if Wilhelmina came to life and appeared in front of you. Those legs are stunning, incredible shape, lovely calf muscles, and those perfect red heels, oh be still my beating heart lest you give the game away.

OMG, the Vatican have officially become Scientologists!

Yes you got it here first, in a surprise headline the official Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano announced “The extraterrestrial is my brother”, a story that the rest of us will no doubt be excited to hear.

For years the rest of us have known that Aliens must exist, and the overwhelming evidence coming through of the number of other planets in the universe is beginning to make the theory of humanity’s uniqueness sound more and more hollow with each passing year.

Not to be doomed to irrelevance, the Vatican has now allowed its chief astronomer, Jose Gabriel Funes, to speculate that in fact life may exist on other planets, including Mars, and that some of that extraterrestrial life may be free of original sin. Wow!

They can’t contemplate other animals on our planet being without original sin, but extraterrestrial life is different. I’ll remember that the next time a UFO picks me up to perform scientific tests on me, don’t be nervous I’ll say, even if they do prod and poke, the Vatican say they’re without original sin so it must be OK.

In fact the most interesting part of the interview with Funes is that he went on to say that humanity might in fact be the lost sheep of the Universe. They just can’t help themselves can they, even after admitting that aliens might exist, and that some might be without original sin, they still manage to put in that little clause. See we still need the priests to help us repent.

Funes went further and said that whilst the Big Bang was the most likely beginning for our universe that some alien species may have remained in full friendship with their creator. Oh heavens, do you know what this sounds like to me?

Sounds like the conspiracy people have been right all along, we really have been contacted by other species and now the Vatican has been warned to start accepting aliens presence otherwise when they finally show themselves to us the Vatican will be a laughing stock. So, I wonder how long it will be until the Vatican and Scientologists join forces? Let’s give it 10 years knowing the pace the Vatican work. What say you?

Source: Reuters

The new Sex and the City movie has just been released, and I thought in honour of it I’d write a short post.

First, the film has been delayed for two years while Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall argue over who gets paid more or whose face should be on the official billboard for the movie. Not caring much for either of them I thought I’d buck the trends and use Kristin Davis to be the face for this post.

Now, being a straight male I’ll only be going to see the movie if some girl drags me along kicking and screaming, I mean what self respecting male wants to see a bunch of middle aged women sitting around a table in a coffee shop talking about having babies or the latest little dick they shagged.

Supposedly the film takes place four years later than the last series, and we’re delighted to find out that Samantha is 50 years old, Carrie is still just as neurotic and breaks off her engagement to Mr Big, Miranda and Steve are still together and have a great sex scene, and Charlotte is pregnant through most of the film.

What I can’t understand though is why the film had its official first screening in London. What in earth do the promoters think they were doing. This is a film about four New York women, who live in New York, live New York lives, date New yorkers, all the scenery in the film is supposed to be New York, yet they have the first screening in London.

Could it be that the promoters were so pissed off with the actors squabbling amongst themselves they decided to make them travel to London knowing full well the fans back home in the US are going to hate them forever.

Or, were the actors so worried about being heckled in New York for lacklustre performances and the overdue release that they begged the promoters to keep them away from New York. I guess only time will tell, but the way Sarah and Kim argue in public I’d be expecting the truth will be out fairly soon.

Having looked at the promo photos for the film and the red carpet photos I will admit to certain feelings, and I’m wondering if seeing the film will be a bad as I’ve been thinking. Perhaps someone could tell me if guys will enjoy this film, I don’t want to come across as a naff namby panby.