Metro Dude

I decided to do a post for the girls, its about lingerie, guys love sexy lingerie, and we love sexy women in sexy lingerie, so this post is a community service to the sexy women who read my blog.

So here it is, all of you lovely delicious women readers are sexy, and I love you all, email me for my private contact details if you know what I mean, but getting back to the sexy lingerie, well you’d all look even more super sexy wearing outfits like the one you see in the picture.

I found this site coz I was getting a bit bored visiting other peoples blogs and seeing all that BS about bras that offer support, or the benefits of a cotton gusset in your underwear. Look, we men don’t care, we just like sexy women to look drop dead gorgeous enough they can make us cream our pants with one look.

Getting back to my community service, all women are sexy, big, thin, short, tall, and you all look sexier wearing a bunny outfit, but if you think white isn’t your color you should check out the black lingerie they have as well. I imagine you’re asking yourself, what’s he getting paid to write this, well actually nothing, although I’m hoping a few of you will send me a photo of your good self wearing some nice lingerie and high heels.

And ladies, if you’re married or you’ve had kids, don’t let that minor detail stop you from being sexy. I’m told sexy moms get a lot of attention, and I’m a bit of a fan of MILFs myself, so get that sexy lingerie on and and send me your photos. I promise not to publish them here unless you want me to.

Ugly Betty is one of those shows that drives me nuts, I can’t stand the fact the main character is such a pushover, so I tend think the main badass character is my heroine. The way Wilhelmina struts around the office and schemes away to undermine everything is just pure beauty.

What a pleasant surprise then while I was dropping my Entrecards this morning to see her all dressed up in a grey and red powersuit, rowrrr.

After seeing this I might even see if I can find a bunch of pictures of Vanessa Williams and make another gallery like I did with the Jessica Alba pictures.

And fellas, can anyone one of you tell me you wouldn’t be on your knees licking her shoes if Wilhelmina came to life and appeared in front of you. Those legs are stunning, incredible shape, lovely calf muscles, and those perfect red heels, oh be still my beating heart lest you give the game away.

Politics is a funny affair, and while I was doing some stumbling today I came across the Google results for who is a failure? which you can see is George W Bush, and I remember reading about this ages ago but it seems its still going strong.

Anyway, I wanted to help keep that page there so I thought I’d link to it as well, but considering my readers couldn’t give a flying whatsit about dubya and his stupidity, how about a different failure of a more enlightening type.

I’m sure the picture has already got your attention, so you’re probably wondering what it has to do with George W Bush. Well nothing actually, this delightful woman who wants to give 40,000 blowjobs is Tania Derveaux from Belgium who was so disgusted by the claims of Belgium’s politicians that they would create an extra 400,000 jobs if they were elected, that she decided 40,000 blowjobs might be a better election offer.

Well now I’m not too sure how well it would work on the economy, but damn, thats a fine offer. Tania, she’s the one in that photo there, is also an adult movie actress in Belgium, and her latest film has just been released. I haven’t seen it so I can’t offer a review but you can sign up for a free blowjob at the NEE political party’s website. Interestingly, Tania’s campaign started in June 2007 and she only received 1000 replies to her offer.

OK, so the magic question is this, who is the biggest failure, George W Bush or Tania Derveaux?

Aw this is poetry to any man’s eyes, take a look at that hot body in a bikini. Lads, that is Kelly Brook, who has just been voted by Yahoo! Entertainment members as the having the best bikini body of all time.

I don’t think you’d have to guess if I agree or not, lets just say rowrrr, she is very very hot and those breasts are just a perfect handful don’t you think?

You wouldn’t believe it, but her vitals are 34E-24-34, wow, wouldn’t you want to get to know her really well?

So, sit back and enjoy the view for a few minutes. Ladies, I haven’t forgotten you, but there aren’t any hot men in the news today.