Metro Dude

This is a tough question that I’m not sure I’m qualfied to answer for a couple of reasons, the first and possibly the most important being that I’m a guy, but the second being that I’m a single guy so I don’t even have the benefit of watching one of these creatures up close like a researcher in a zoo can do with chimpanzees or other cute things.

But if I was to make an educated guess about what makes a woman I guess I might have some strong opinions. But where to start is the question?

Do I describe the outer appearance of the perfect woman? Do I try to explain what kind of personality a great woman has? Or do I ignore all of these and look at her behaviour?

In my last post I alluded to the fact that a woman’s behaviour is what confuses a man and makes him less of a man in her eyes, so perhaps in this post I should try to look at what makes a woman less of a woman in a man’s eyes.

So, what is a woman? To some people this might seem like a stupid question, we all know that most of them are just humans with a couple of extra lumps, lacking an essential appendage, they’re usually shorter than us by a few inches although this is often offset by the wearing of high heels which is one of their weapons in the battle of the sexes that they use to trick and then manipulate men to their wily ways.

Men expect women to use their bodies to attract and enslave men, most of us don’t mind this at all, I think the exciting part of knowing a woman is in resisting her charms until we’re ready give in to her.

Now that we’ve got what’s expected out the way, some women break the rules, and this makes them very frustrating creatures to deal with. These are the women I talked about in my last post, you know, the women who break a good man.

But I’m not going to talk about them, I think instead we should talk about real women, the creatures who captivate our attention and make us feel good to be a man.

Real women know how to use their sexuality to get our attention, just enough to get us horny, but not enough to be easy, they know how to play the game, they tease, but they’re not cruel with it. Teasing when you have no intention of following through isn’t nice, but sadly too many women do it.

Real women know how to use their brains to keep our attention, they use intelligence and wit to match us, they use humour to deflect criticism, they understand that sometimes we have a point or something to say and they let us have our moment under the spotlight without shutting down the discussion.

Real women understand that they get emotional, mostly at regularly defined times of the year, about 12 times to be exact, and they understand that they often get emotional at other times as well. Men are mostly ill-equipped to deal with women in these moods and a real woman understands that when she gets emotional she needs to find a friend (preferably another female or a gay guy) who is equipped to deal with her emotional moodiness.

Finally, real women know how to look good all the time without needing 2 hours to shower, pick an outfit, brush her hair, and apply her makeup. These women know that one of the secrets to happiness for themselves and the male in their life is to be better organised. This means planning ahead, so that she knows if she’s expected to be somewhere at a particular time, she can count on starting to get ready no more than an hour before she needs to walk out the door.

Well, there you go, I think that’s a fairly comprehensive examination of what makes a woman a woman. Care to comment?