Metro Dude

I love this picture of Hillary Clinton I created, I wish something like this existed for Gordon Brown as well, but since it doesn’t I’ll go with Hillary for now. I could have made her look more attractive but honestly when you’re having fun do you really want to be a spoil sport.

Actually I could see Hillary becoming a sexual fantasy to a lot of men just like Maggie Thatcher was in her day, just imagine pin up posters on garage walls all over the world featuring Hillary in a suit and flat shoes with Bill cowering in the background, better yet that wonderful smile of hers gracing the cover of Time magazine. Makes you think doesn’t.

But seriously, if she wins the presidency I think she’s gonna need a makeover. Maggie became the object of many sexual fantasies because she was tough but looked feminine, Angela Merkel in Germany is the opposite, sure she’s still feminine but I can’t imagine anyone fantasizing about her. Hillary’s choice is got the Maggie route, or the Angela route, I hope she chooses the Maggie route.

So, what does Hillary need to do to become the next Maggie? Well, I think she has to be seen to be putting Bill in his place a bit more, people need to be able to talk about Bill living in fear of his dominant wife, perhaps even looking a little frail in contrast with a stronger more assertive Hillary.

The next thing she needs to do is change her wardrobe, a skirt now and again, and a bit more makeup, not much, just enough to show a bit of womanly beauty. Then she needs to lose the sensible shoes, perhaps a slightly higher heel. And of course, and possibly more importantly, she needs to crack some heads in congress. Nobody respects a woman who lets a man take the lead in the polls.