Strip and Dip Around Scotland’s Lochs
They’re calling her the Strip and Dip Specialist aka Jackie Brown, a crazy Australian who’s decided her contribution to cancer research is to strip off butt naked and take a dip in every one of Scotland’s wonderfully freezing cold lochs.
According to the story, Jackie’s best friend is going to travel along with her in the summer and take photos of her skinny dipping in all of Scotland’s 138 lochs to prove she does it.
Och the poor wee lass is goin to freeze ‘er tits aff, but I’m thinkin’ the right thing to do would be take a first aid course and follow her around ready to offer the kiss of life when she needs it. It’s something any self-respecting Scottish male would do ye ken.
No right minded Scot would ever skinny dip in any of our lochs, we really do know best, you freeze to death or get eaten by Nessie and her cousins. We don’t even swim at our own beaches, this is why so many of us holiday in Romania, Egypt, or Australia!
Aye, and for those of you who won’t be able to join us on our tour of the lochs, she’s planning to sell the photos afterwards, although I don’t know that a girl with blue skin and chattering teeth smiling weekly into the camera is goin’ to be worth very much.
Photo courtesy of the Evening News
Comments
Comment from Nicole
Time: April 21, 2008, 11:47 am
I could say something about why you Scots don’t get in your Loch’s but I won’t 
Nice idea though.
Depending on the shots she’ll make a lot of money, blue lips or not 
Comment from Cynthia Blue
Time: April 21, 2008, 10:06 pm
LOL well that is a cute picture, anyway. 
I think I would skip the skinny dipping in the lochs, when I get to visit Scotland!
Comment from JD at I Do Things
Time: April 23, 2008, 2:46 pm
So you’re saying Nessie does exist? I’d buy a calendar if there was a picture of that nice, naked lady getting chomped in half by a giant sea creature.
Comment from admin
Time: April 24, 2008, 12:33 pm
Of course Nessie exists, just because she’s a bit shy and doesn’t show off too often doesn’t mean she’s any less real, and I defy you to find any Scot who’d disagree with me. Cheek of you, lol
Comment from Chris
Time: May 10, 2008, 7:06 am
Actually makes me want to goto Scotland
Comment from Carl the Ozzie
Time: April 20, 2008, 4:35 am
lol, that’s a really cool story, but seriously, you Brits really need to get over cold water, it won’t kill you. See it takes an Ozzie to do something most Scots would never dream of doing