Paternity testing from your local drugstore

Calling all men, no more doubts or sudden panic the next time you see an ex one night stand looking pregnant, here’s the total peace of mind solution, Maury Povich’s pregnancy test for paternity.

This is the ideal briefcase or car glove box accessory guaranteed to tell you within a few minutes, are you the father, or NOT!

I came across this while browsing the web this morning and couldn’t believe my luck, somebody finally sat up and listened to guys for a change. The product has actually been designed and marketed by Maury Povich, well known for the paternity tests he often has guests undertake on his nationally syndicated talk show.

The test works just like any other pregnancy test so there’s no need for instructions or extra anxiety, but the results can be a weight off your shoulders after a boozy Friday night with the lads. Thanks to Michael for sharing this amazing new product.

3 Responses to “Paternity testing from your local drugstore”

  1. There’s a godsend.

  2. Too right, I know its only a joke but a bloody good one I think

  3. too funny

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